Sir William Golding

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  1. RBinTEX

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    Sir William Golding may have been an “oldie,” but he managed to condense a lifetime of experience with women into one brilliant summary statement.

    “I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of shit!”

    Any comments on this about women?
    I totally agree with him myself!
     
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    Now that dude was clever! There but for the grace of God, walks another God! Yep,....one smart turkey,.......
     
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    Fucking brilliant! Except the cooking part, that is my job in the house as I can't stomach the wife's cooking.
     
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    Well hell! How is your sewing @boosterp ? Life is a compromise,..yeah?:p Sir Golding still has the right of it!
    Alpal
     
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    She has no fucking idea what sewing is, I had a crash course in it in the Army. This is also why I do my own laundry.

    She does "treat me" when I cook for her though.
     
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    Shoot! Your life don't sound so bad boosterp,......
     
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    Not bad at all friend.
     
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    I believe you get what you pay for..:eek::oops:o_O:p
     
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    Yes, I'd agree with that. :D
     
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    Okay I am staying out of this one as, I love to cook , hate to clean the mess I make... Still to this day take my sewing to my mom or taylor, depends on what the issue is. Took over the Wooly mans new smoker he bought, he still has never used it. Have someone that cleans my house, It is best believe me. I think the Wooly man has it right when he said you may not be a great house mouse but you are a great women. ( I think great is to big of a word I will settle for good most of the time. :))
     
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    I am sure you are being overly modest Gina, which just goes to show how correct the wooly man is and how great you really are,........
    Alpal
     
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    Nope @Alpal , Not modest honest, I believe the old saying that you can fool all the people some of the time. Some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool yourself any time. But thinks that was sweet. You get brownie points, as I tell the guys at work, they are not worth anything but you get them anyway...:)
     
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    OK, so you are modestly honest or honestly modest,....either way I'm a winner! Gina gave me brownie points! Eat your hearts out guys! Alpal feasts tonight and doesn't have to watch his BMI!:p;):rolleyes:
    Alpal
     
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    Brownie points are almost as good as "Atta Boys" and should be valued! :)
     
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