A seven-year-old boy asked his Mom, "How was I born, Mommy?" Mom smiled and said, "Once upon a time your Daddy and I had a wonderful time and we planted a little seed. Daddy buried it, and I took very good care of it every single day. After a while, the seed began to grow beautifully and it turned into a healthy leafy plant. So, we dried it, smoked it, got high, and forgot to use a condom."